ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

(Source: thespookymediumsoldier)

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"whats your sexuality?" "money"

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The pupil of your eye expands up to 45% when you look at someone you love.
― (via psych-facts)
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*concerned white parent voice* sweetie don’t write on yourself you can get ink poisoning

(Source: heteroh)

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I’m not like other girls!XD


I only have guy friends. I mean all girls do is start drama.image

Oh my god, i hate sluts! image

Other girls my age like to drink and party but i like to stay inside and read or watch netflix! I’m so weird. image

All the girls in my school care about is makeup and shopping and all i care about is FOOD and VIDEO GAMES. lol sometimes i think i was born a guy.image

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